HOT TAKES

Stevia

Truffle Oil

Mayonnaise

Olives

Conservative comedy

Old guy weed stories

Tarragon

Food reaction videos (No one believes your ‘OHHH’ face. No one.)

‘I appreciate you.’ (When did this replace ‘Thank You’?)

‘I’m hangry.’ (Nope. You’re just an a$$hole.)

‘Facts.’

‘K.’ (No need to be passive aggressive.)

‘It’s fine.’ (It’s not fine, and you know it.)

‘I love that for you.’ (Envy is not a good look.)

‘I’m here for it.’ (Please consider leaving.)

Grown ass adults who still use ‘u’ and ‘ur’

Those who say ‘Oh’ instead of ‘Zero’

People who use motorized salt and pepper shakers.

Guys who wink.

Those who don’t dash their sevens and Z’s.

Gentlemen who do not own properly tailored clothes.

Dudes who don’t put the toilet seat down.

Those who can’t be bothered to match their socks.

Dudes who smoke cigars.

Anyone who refers to their friends as their ‘tribe.’

Those who don’t eat their pizza crust.

People who celebrate birthday ‘months.’

GOLD: Latkes

SILVER: Mashed Potatoes

BRONZE: Tater Tots

GOLD: Waffles

SILVER: Pancakes

BRONZE: French Toast

GOLD: Guinness

SILVER: Guinness

BRONZE: Guinness