HOT TAKES

Stevia

Truffle Oil

Mayonnaise

Olives

Food reaction videos (No one believes your ‘OHHH’ face.)

Conservative comedy

Old guy weed stories

Tarragon

‘I appreciate you.’ (When did this replace ‘Thank You’?)

‘Hangry.’

‘Facts.’

‘K.’ (No need to be passive aggressive)

‘It’s fine.’ (It’s not fine, and you know it.)

Grown ass adults who still use ‘u’ and ‘ur’

Those who say ‘Oh’ instead of ‘Zero’

Guys who wink.

Those who don’t dash their sevens and Z’s.

Gentlemen who do not own properly tailored clothes.

Dudes who don’t put the toilet seat down.

People who use motorized salt and pepper shakers.

Those who can’t be bothered to match their socks.

Dudes who smoke cigars.

Anyone who refers to their friends as their ‘tribe.’

Those who don’t eat their pizza crust.

People who celebrate birthday ‘months.’

FOOD OLYMPICS